Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Payback's a Bitch

So news on the street is that Pat, the drummer of The Higher, has been kicked out. You may be wondering, how was the juicy gossip news revealed...we'll the answer to that question is simple. Pat decided to do what I believe was an amazing idea-get even. Here are the two bulletins he posted:

our "fearless leader" tom has decided that he doesn't want pat in the band anymore. so we're all gonna ride his coat tails and hold his cock and second his decision. too bad we don't have an actual musician in our band now...


this isn't a hacker. this is just a drummer that was unfairly kicked out of his band that he's spend the last 6 years of his life on. if you dont believe me. try it yourself. soheartcore@yahoo.com password - cock4life


pace! haha what a joke


He then went on to change their profile picture to one of the backstreet boys, change their name to ridin coat tails, and deleting all the music from their myspace page. Personally, I find his response hilarious, and the best part is all of the 16 year old girls reactions..."Like omg, wtf is going on here!?!"

So to the higher, maybe you should think twice about kicking out your drummer and instead reconsider your lead singer because he looks like Marsha Brady.

-Clio

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